Hello?

 
Here was the conversation at the Cat Ranch yesterday:
 
 
Walt Kowalski: "Did we miss any calls?"
Me: "Alabama called again."
Walt Kowalski: "What?"
Me: "The only call we missed yesterday was a call from Alabama. The only call we missed today was also a call from Alabama."
Walt Kowalski: "The state?"
Me: "Yeah, I guess. The caller ID says 'ALA'. Maybe they just called to say hi."
Walt Kowalski: "Well, I'm calling Alabama back and asking them not to call again." 
 
A few minutes later Walt Kowalski comes upstairs.
 
Walt Kowalski: "Sorry to disappoint, but Alabama didn't call.  However, the American Lung Association did call."
 

I wasn't expecting that.